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sleeplvss:

A makeout session would be great right about now

Posted: 8 minutes ago

fascinates:

"if you like someone, just tell them!"

is the worst piece of shit advice you can give to anyone

Posted: 36 minutes ago

skullspeare:

blastortoise:

I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.

i like you

Posted: 1 hour ago

hitch-hikers-guide-to-fandoms:

adayinthelifeofpeach:

k-lionheart:

eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS
The game is this: I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:  pineapple juice or lemon juice,  Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,  flat coke or soy sauce,  water or distilled white vinegar,  and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.
I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.
It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

MUST DO

you people are sick

and creative

hitch-hikers-guide-to-fandoms:

adayinthelifeofpeach:

k-lionheart:

eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS

The game is this:
I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:
pineapple juice or lemon juice,
Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,
flat coke or soy sauce,
water or distilled white vinegar,
and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.

I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.

It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

MUST DO

you people are sick

and creative

mamamantis:

so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously

Posted: 2 hours ago

These guys in my dorm are really cool and really funny and nice and all that but they make rape jokes sometimes and eating disorder jokes and it makes me want to throw up. I dont want to be the one girl that has all these eating issues and issues with guys and just issues in general but at the same time it makes me nauseous when they talk about those things and other than that I really like them but bleh.
If they ever make a cutting joke I’ll probably cry.
The last time was way too recent for me to even pretend to ignore.

Posted: 2 hours ago

double-takee:

things to never make fun of:

  • mental illnesses 
  • eating disorders
  • cutting
  • suicide 
  • rape

Posted: 2 hours ago

unsorrows:

Can I have a relationship that works out like the ones in movies please

Posted: 2 hours ago

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

Posted: 2 hours ago

*uses tumblr mobile for 5 minutes*

coalgirls:

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*battery drains to 30% scrolling through grey boxes*

Posted: 2 hours ago

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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Posted: 2 hours ago

sighconic:

this conversation changed me